Comment on pain plant

dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

  Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

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  • Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

    Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I am

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      • Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍

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      • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Until proof to the contrary, so am I

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

    One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.

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