Power move: come in and vomit on the boss’s desk, car, or their person.
“sorry, I was gonna go to the doctor but you know the rules”
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dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 day agoI have (briefly) encountered employers who literally believe the first one, though.
It’s a great way to get your entire workforce sick, that’s for sure. That’ll certainly keep productivity high, won’t it?
SARGE@startrek.website 23 hours ago
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There productivity show, creating the illusion of productivity is enough.
Kichae@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Most employers don’t truly care about productivity or output. They just care about getting to control other people.
mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 day ago
“Most employers” is very likely wrong.
But the employers of most employees, absolutely.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
Yeah, no. Most people run a business to make money, not for fun.