Comment on Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    tbh I’d probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they’ll be sitting ducks otherwise!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

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      • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

        Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yea, I’m not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

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• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

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