Bc they are fat asses
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Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
“Drivers License and registration please”
“I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.”
“Right you are sir, have a nice day!”
Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
darcranium123@lemmy.world 8 months ago
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 months ago
You can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
They can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.
Yash2120@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m still confused how they didn’t argue
shasta@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Why didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?
underwire212@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way their traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha