Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
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ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I prefer traditional genital inspection
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m going to have to numb you.
Num num num num num num.
Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ll stop by later then.
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤝
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
People who realized that we use to live in a society that thrived on manual labor. Truly, we live amongst legends now.
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We also venerate the ancient oral traditions
Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
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Don’t mind me