Comment on White House Faith Office

menemen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah no shit… Jesus would be fashioning a whip to drive these fuckers out of his temple.

  If he were real.

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• phar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:

  "Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Supply Side Jesus would disagree.

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s what republican Jesus wants

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Condescending Joel Osteen Noises

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Joel is just mad that he didn’t think of this first

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• Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  St. Peter will deny her worthless greedy ass at the gate.

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