They’re pretty bland. Kinda melt-in-your-mouth. You can get them from a Catholic supply store, or you can order them online, if you want to try them out. They’ll sell them to anyone, they only care about limiting who eats them after they’ve been consecrated during mass.
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DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 months ago
I’ve never had those Catholic crackers. Are they any good?
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 months ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sounds to me like I need to burgle mass and eat some Jesus on the down-low then.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
If you’ve been baptized in any trinitarian tradition you can partake in an Episcopal Eucharist celebration, and we use the same absolutely tasteless wafers. I so envy the Orthodox and their leavened breads.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I didn’t grow up in a place where Christianity was the norm, so nope, never baptized. I’ll just pirate some Jesus, that’s what he’d want.
soupguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They taste like forgiveness
Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
They’re pretty addictive, but solely because of the texture. Crispy yet melty. The taste is almost non-existent though.
You can buy bags of communion wafer scraps for cheap here. Well, they used to be actual scraps, but nowadays you get full uncut wafer rectangles in the bag so I think they just produce them on purpose.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nor I, but I’m told they’re about as bland as you can imagine.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
They’re almost cardboard-y tasting - I would think it’d be totally not worth it.
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, they stick to the roof of your mouth an taste like cardboard.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Imagine chewing on a thin slice of Styrofoam.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
You’d think they would taste better after they’re magically transformed into Jesus meat.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Turns out that bastard was made of microplastics.