Sir I think you are forgetting that you do not pull the pens completely out with every thrust unless you want to snap it off by accident. I think a 1.25 multiplier to your calculation is therefore necessary.
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superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 days agoBecause I’m procrastinating at work:
How many sessions of coitus might it take to accumulate 5 km of cock thrusts?
Estimates:
- average erect length: 13 cm (from Perplexity.ai)
- average number of thrusts in coitus: 300 (ibid)
Calculations
- thrust distance per coitus session: 13 cm x 300 thrusts x 2 (accounting for insertion & removal) = 78 m
- coitus sessions to accumulate 5 km of thrusts: 5 km / 78 m = 64.1 -> 64 sessions of coitus
So OP’s wife would have to fuck 64 times to accumulate 5 km of cock. Even with amazing refractory periods, that’s still a minimum of 32 guys running a train on her.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 3 days ago
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s a fair assumption to make. So our totally real OPs wife now has to make 80 fucks at minimum instead of 64
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The all new penis 2.0 now with hotswap capabilities.
discostjohn@programming.dev 4 days ago
My favorite part of sex is taking my average sized penis all the way out and putting it back in approximately 300 times
CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
same