Comment on You have got to be kidding me...

• bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty sure it won’t be God that kills him, but all the McDonald’s food he eats.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God works in mysterious meats

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God works in mysterious ways

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    • lordnikon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God doesn’t work fast enough!

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Statins are the devil’s cholesterol blockers.

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  • MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dementia is more likely

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    • Kornblumenratte@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dementia kills very slowly – if at all.

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      • laurelraven@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And we all get to suffer with it

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• kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We can only hope

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh absolutely. Trump out, Vance in. I’m really excited to see what a younger, even more nakedly fascist corporate lickspittle will do with the unchecked powers of the executive branch.

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    • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was thinking more like Air Force 1 & 2 expericing an act of God that brings them both together to meeting the Maker.

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      • eagris@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Then we end up with President Mike Johnson, though. Unfortunately, it’s fascist turtles all the way down.

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