Comment on Anon experiences German humor
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 week agoOne that works in English:
A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Thelie@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Okay that’s actually really funny