-Sun Tzu
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everything is a wire if the voltage is high enough.
Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 day ago
The dog breed?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I went to a zoo the other day. Only had one animal, which was a dog. It was a shit zoo.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Not dog!
Is pAnDa!
ulterno@programming.dev 1 day ago
In the least, it had 3 types of shit:
- dog shit
- human shit
- bullshit
Does better as a shit zoo for sure
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oi! As an engineer I worked damn hard to trap that magic smoke in the machine only for you to let it out and try perfectly good components. Treat your machines with respect, they’re getting smarter by the day and they’re forgetting less and less!
oo1@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Every problem is a nail if you hammer it hard enough.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was interviewed for a job where lady have me a pen and asked if it was a conductor.
I replied: "if the voltage is high enough, yea. She scoffed. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job.
Zink@programming.dev 1 day ago
Honestly I think you gave the experienced adult answer to what was a high school or even middle school science question.
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 1 day ago
that just sounds like a weird interview.
“you’re qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought”
if true, you dodged a bullet
big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space 23 hours ago
Assuming that you can draw a triangle from any 3 lines, draw a triangle from lines of length 1, 2 and 3