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RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was interviewed for a job where lady have me a pen and asked if it was a conductor.

  I replied: "if the voltage is high enough, yea. She scoffed. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly I think you gave the experienced adult answer to what was a high school or even middle school science question.

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  • KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that just sounds like a weird interview.

    “you’re qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought”

    if true, you dodged a bullet

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    • big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Assuming that you can draw a triangle from any 3 lines, draw a triangle from lines of length 1, 2 and 3

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      • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Isn’t that impossible, because let’s say you use 3 as the base, the only way 1 and 2 could connect is if they were at 0 angle.

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• MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  -Sun Tzu

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The dog breed?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I went to a zoo the other day. Only had one animal, which was a dog. It was a shit zoo.

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In the least, it had 3 types of shit:

        • dog shit
        • human shit
        • bullshit

        Does better as a shit zoo for sure

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not dog!

        Is pAnDa!

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oi! As an engineer I worked damn hard to trap that magic smoke in the machine only for you to let it out and try perfectly good components. Treat your machines with respect, they’re getting smarter by the day and they’re forgetting less and less!

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• oo1@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every problem is a nail if you hammer it hard enough.

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