Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
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FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One which performs of course.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Your partner is lucky to have you
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
Dungrad@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
forrgott@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
forrgott@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HiLaRiOuS
jonathan@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.