TwistyLex

@TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think my co-worker will hear about this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is absolutely true. The women who actually prefer 7+ inches are rare, and most explicitly seeking it haven’t actually experienced it. My girl prefers 5 or smaller because we can’t do the things she enjoys at my size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think my co-worker will hear about this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The size you’re describing isn’t small enough to even make jokes about. Believe me, I’ve heard women joke about size and it’s the 2 inches or less while erect range; and even then it’s about bad hookups or guys that have been awful to them.
  Girls that see random flaccid dick regularly are even less likely to joke about size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think my co-worker will hear about this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely that she was smiling because now she knows you know her friend which means you have a shared outside connection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think my co-worker will hear about this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The size you describe isn’t small enough to merit being called small. It’s barely below the statistical mean.

  What’s more is that waxers are well aware that growers exist, and (at least in my area) that’s mostly what they see. It wouldn’t even be cause for comment. The kinds of things they even bother telling each other about are like people who want fancy patterns waxed, or who have awful smelling active infections and have to be told to go get treated and come back. Occasionally they might talk about big tough guys who end up weeping like a baby (not just tears in the eyes, but bawling), or when they personally make mistakes.

  At most your aesthetician told her that you got waxed and how she found out there was a connection. If your coworker bothered asking about your size she’d have gotten the usual response of, “who knows? You can never really tell during waxing because pain and fear of pain shrink things.”

  Source: was married to an aesthetician for 10 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are good reasons to hide what’s going on inside. Some are simply not prepared: www.instagram.com/reel/DIKJ6n-vSKt/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny enough, my boss has a PhD in Evolutionary Biology. She never tells people because they start referring to her as Doctor, and she hates that. I don’t think I’ve actually ever heard her bring it up on her own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pi Day Friday!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And that can’t be good for the oven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is an often misunderstood aspect of the sun. The sun doesn’t need to pull oxygen into itself to burn. It just does a bit of fusion magic!

  When a star is dense enough it starts to fuse Helium together through a process called the “triple alpha process”; which results in Carbon! From there it’s pretty direct for the star to fuse one more Helium to the Carbon via stellar nucleosynthesis to create Oxygen!

  So you see, the Sun doesn’t need to draw Oxygen from space. It just makes its own!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've bean building a new PC lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool beans, man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For some people last in line is the best spot. Think about it: everyone else is getting pressure to get done and get out. No pressure for the last guy, and fewer people watching.