DaCookeyMonsta

@DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 99% sure it's not real⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an engineer. I’m on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don’t understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My boy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a metaphor for my love life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024, dir Kobi Libii)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this literally that Key and Peele skit made into a movie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sega wants classic franchise reboots to show ‘edginess and a rebellious mind-set’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  After it worked so well for Sonic -_-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'This is only the beginning': Metal Gear Solid fans lose their minds as David Hayter returns to voice Solid Snake in a new teaser⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the zero effort mgs pack on steam reminded me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never start vaping, says 12-year-old girl with lung damage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, this destroys my argument that all 12 year olds should vape. Boy do I feel silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not the only one with youtube problems then 😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Without the cam how is YouTube supposed to know you are drinking your verification can?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CD Projekt Red devs are forming a Polish games industry union after a wave of layoffs earlier this year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or sell off their assets to a US publisher and become another EA sacrifice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨September 29 - October 1, 2023 - Weekend Box Office (Estimates)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even know they made another one until this post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Maher postpones return to the air, the latest TV host to balk at working during writers strike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve yet to meet anyone that likes Bill Maher. He just seems so… douchey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  About time he noticed, it was just too obvious at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How common is it for atheists to be against homosexuality/abortion?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve met weird people who argue that homosexuality is unnatural because it doesn’t reproduce (and apparently that is the reason for existence) and thus wrong.

  Same people ignore homosexuality in nature, that other animals in nature have members that contribute to their society without mating, and that no one cares what they think.

  But I have met them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even FS Meter is safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  God my friends would suck the fun out of smash bros.

  Room with 6 people: Hey let’s play smash bros! 1V1 ONLY NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION BEST OF 5.

  Me: Playing pokemon on my phone for the 40 minutes I’m not allowed to play the game that allows 4 players.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I have shit knees.