threeduck
@threeduck@aussie.zone
- Comment on What’s one miscast role that irks you in an otherwise perfect film? 2 weeks ago:
Matthew Broderick in the Lion King. How can James Earl Jones - The Lion, give birth to such a pissant little voice? How could the pride rally behind the trembling call of twinky soft-boy Broderick? Matthew can play the voice of the awkward teenager Simba that crosses the bridge in the Hakuna Matata song, and that’s IT.
- Comment on Let's discuss: Metroid 2 weeks ago:
Metroid II : Samus Returns. It gave me literal nightmares as a child. I swear it had jump scares in it.
- Comment on I notice Indians speaking English tend to speak very fast. Are the Indian languages simply spoken faster? 2 months ago:
BestOfLemmy
- I complained about an Australian website asking for tips, so they removed the tip function.aussie.zone ↗Submitted 2 months ago to melbourne@aussie.zone | 8 comments
- Comment on You can't block this ad 3 months ago:
Damn I see this billboard all the time in Mitcham Melbourne, fantasized about having the time to do something like this.
- Comment on My country/city has a new COVID wave. I got infected for the third time. 3 months ago:
“picture of COVID test”
Hmm this IS mildly infuriating.
- Comment on keep going lads! 4 months ago:
Hey who you calling primit-
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- Comment on Game Over - PC trailer 4 months ago:
Thank you! If it fails to live up to your expectations please send me your PayPal details and I will reimburse. This is not a joke.
- Submitted 4 months ago to games@lemmy.world | 2 comments
- Comment on Redditor when women 6 months ago:
And if you espouse untoward opinions, we can have you out down
- Comment on Does Hexbear mandate all users to specify their preferred pronouns? 6 months ago:
I don’t know, you see a cow being shot and cut up, it’s NSFW. You put some parsley on it, it’s now food.
- Comment on Knowledge is... power? 7 months ago:
It’s weird because this one doesn’t even have a joke. It’s just stating a bad thing. You could literally sub in any current concern:
“We should extract oil to create motor vehicles”
“What if those motor vehicles create pollution?”
“Shut up”.
- Comment on Wait, what ? 9 months ago:
Missing comments is kinda spooky