lando55

@lando55@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I a bad person if (as left as they come) I invest in American Private Prison contractors on the assumption that Trump will go through with his deportation scheme at least to some extent?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are not enough hundred dollar bills in the world to wipe off the stench of being branded a doody-head by the fediverse.

  Thank you for your well thought out response to what might otherwise be dismissed as a trolling attempt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is my whisky evaporating?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “out’ve my way”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how did you master splits (for flexibility)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And as much as he may tell you otherwise, Jackson is your pal dick face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LLEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word, phrase, or trope for an idea that gets more popular the more it fails?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds about right. This keeps happening at my job, executives throwing good money after bad in an attempt to get some return on their investment. If we had just cut our losses years ago we’d be in a much better place now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What positive things do you expect from Trumps upcoming four years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Minorities. Immigrants. Illegals. The poor. The middle class. Big tech. The economy. China. India. They will always find something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your pet peeve in 2024?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Google is so bad now and has been for a while, it’s tough to believe its name is still synonymous with search.

  I’ve been toying with the idea of using Kagi, but paying for a search engine is still such a foreign concept for me. I think if you can find a good SearXNG instance you’ll have a much better time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long do you think we'll keep seeing "formerly Twitter"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  X also gonna give it to ya

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does every single flashlight have multiple settings that you have to scroll through?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Be careful updating the firmware on those, friend of mine ended up having to finger his named pipe. You don’t know him, he goes to a different school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I was a secret immortal how long could I keep the same US ID for before I get taken away for study. I'm thinking 150 years.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What if this is the only reason people commit identity theft? There could be millions of immortals out there, just trying to get by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I was a secret immortal how long could I keep the same US ID for before I get taken away for study. I'm thinking 150 years.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He is immortal; he has inside him blood of Kings; he has no rival (except when he does); no man can be his equal.

  That song got me super amped (still does tbh)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is 24/7 a common idiom throughout the world?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You sure about that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel silly asking since you mentioned Florida, but do they use real oranges? Any time I’ve ever seen or tasted orange ice cream it was always that fake stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens to my domain, website and email when I die?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The ol’ Uno reverso countersquat technique, I like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mentorship Monday - Discussions for career and learning!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an odd position to be in; I work in the private sector but my company deals almost exclusively with government and NGO contracts, so at times I feel like I’m public sector.

  What I’ve noticed is that even though the desired outcome is nearly identical for both sectors, the buzz words associated with each is what determines who responds to my job applications. As an example:

  Private: IaC and Policy-as-Code, supply chain and software composition analysis, SAST, DAST, etc.

  Public: Compliance automation, risk management frameworks, risk quantification (this one has generated a lot of excitement recently), etc.

  This is purely anecdotal, but you may find adjusting your resume to include some of these buzzwords as applicable to the industry to which you are applying may help you get your foot in the door.

  To reiterate, yes I know in the end all of these companies strive toward the same goals, whether it be passing audits or being able to demonstrate prudent security practices to clients, sometimes the hiring manager is looking for specific terminology and will discard any applications that exclude it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure to wear your favorite Music Band tshirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is there a legal way to consume alcohol bought at a store, outside of a home, hotel room, etc.?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Baltimore, MD you can drink in Hamsterdam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does it really matter if you use white or colour detergent for washing clothes in a washingmachine?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re under eighteen they won’t be doing any time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone remember that unsettling image of the creepy blue faced man?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just a picture of ANUSTART

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do fingers ever stop growing? Do they shrink as you get older?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that why your mom doesn’t grow boom roasted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What produced the old dead channel tv static audiovisuals on tvs?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because of how accurate it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we castrate animals instead of giving them vasectomies?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unsubscribe from eunuch facts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the word for someone who is friends with different groups but doesn't have loyalty to any one group?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Paimon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the rest of the English speaking world generally understand what an American means when they say "soccer", or does it help to clarify by adding "football"?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh “cockholster”. I’m going to work that into as many Christmas conversations as I can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it’s “scrotices”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you exit a dream?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ZZ
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are You Working on Wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Breathing exercises mostly. Helps me get through the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do girls wear leggings?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Flourish the pinky!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I compare the money saved when buying an item in bulk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I want to replace my roof, while at the same time feeling like my tickets are too close to the concession stand at Fenway Park