Jesus: Table for 26, please

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• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “These motherfuckers better leave a tip…”

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1 Samuel 18:27

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Yoooo, I’m gonna deep fry these bitches!”

      -Saul or something idklol

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  • Hotdogman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, a tip was given for sure.

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holy moyley!

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Especially the old barefoot dude. Can’t believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.

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• refoux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For 24. 11 on each side, and 1 on each end. You’re counting the 2 on the ends twice.

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    K but the joke is: 12 disciples + Jesus = 13 but since they all on the same side they request 13*2 = 26 seated table

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These guys are dodgy as fuck. They said they just wanted water but then when I came back later the water jug was replaced with wine! We don’t allow BYO, I swear some people just think the rules don’t apply to them.

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wine better be Josh

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