87% damage is still crispy.
knowledgement is power
Submitted 11 months ago by Vilian@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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JayJay@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Vilian@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
everyone feel a bit of pain in their first time
Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
notthebees@reddthat.com 11 months ago
This is not the first time that you have thought about this
shadearg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TESIV Flame At flussy is not a new kink.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
You probably gonna need better fire resistance than that. Duration is negotiable.
theneverfox@pawb.social 11 months ago
You don’t seem to be taking the warmth into account. Both values are negotiable
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Does 87% of literal fire qualify as warmth?
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where is she from?
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Interspecies reviewers anime th-1957444934
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Choose Breton for 25% magic resistance, or Dunmer for 50% fire resistance. Get the Magic Resistance perk at 3rd level for another 30%. Get the Lord Stone and the Agent of Mara perk by doing the quest in Riften. That gets you to the 85% magic resistance cap. Good luck fucking atronachs.
Alternatively, you can get over 100% spell absorption with the Atronach stone and perk, and wearing Miraak’s armor. Or be extra sneaky and take the Necromage Restoration perk and becoming a vampire, thus making those effects 25% stronger. Note that having 100% spell absorption means you can’t cast beneficial spell effects on yourself you summon atronachs which defeats the point
MrStag@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But what will I do for the remaining 58 seconds?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Undercook minute rice
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fussy
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
There are SO MANY women (and men) (and elves) (and orcs) to bone in skyrim, why chose fire?!
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This is a huge money saver. I’ve had to replace so many microwaves after melting a flashlight in them. They can only get so hot.
Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 11 months ago
username checked out… 🤪
nova_ayashi@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Char broiled hotdog
SloganLessons@kbin.social 11 months ago
I’m hearing you, but where would you even stick it? There’s no hole
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You just gotta move those crispy panties aside…
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted it’s sexual wiles.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 11 months ago
Chugs potion BEGONE THOT
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
tHOT