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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I already share my banking details with people who hate me. Namely, the corporations, who I am told are people, that clearly hate me because they keep charging me more money to pay for the same services year after year.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If the people I usually give this information to actually liked me, they wouldn’t be marking up the prices in the first place.

    Walmart doesn’t just charge $4 for milk because it’s the market price or something. They do that because they fucking hate you and want all of your money.

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    • Feirdro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

      They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Credit card misinformation: 5875 6778 8890 7788

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not your credit card that’s my credit card

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you can’t fool me, that doesn’t pass the Luhn algorithm

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My wife already has my credit card info.

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ok, boomer

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      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You wanna ask her 8f she hates me? Cuz she doesn’t hide it.

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  • NightAuthor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Share it with someone you don’t like, but like, not in an obvious you’re-giving-them-permission kind of way. Then report the fraud if they actually use it, then just see what happens.

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    • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can give them as obviously as you like. Even hand them the physical card is fine. It’s still fraud if they use it without your explicit permission.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Credit card information: I don’t have a credit card.

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    • Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Y-you don’t like us… ?

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      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hmm. No, but I don’t think I would want to meet you all at once…

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t like you

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I fucking hate you OP

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those people would just eat the note, complain there was no beer with it and tell me that I’m a dumbass.

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You mean other than my bank?

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