There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
Yummy Mummy
Submitted 2 years ago by F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 years ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
“Whutsit say, Cletus?”
“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine!”
jawa21@startrek.website 2 years ago
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 2 years ago
Earl Gray.
Charred.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hot
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 2 years ago
Does this counts as cannibalism?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I think it would.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s someone’s fetish
thelardboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess.
strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ya but in this case he’s not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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Zeshade@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If we’re looking for inaccuracies, I don’t know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it’s tea.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join