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The perfect morning

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My kind of good morning is sleeping in not doing shit.

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    • Zink@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just want to skip mornings. Can I just sleep till noon on a daily basis, please?

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      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Early afternoon will become your morning.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nobody wants to arrange pallets.

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      • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What forklift licenseless mfs believe in^

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      • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I love operating heavy machinery as long as I don't have to get out/off the heavy machinery.

        If I have to get off to fix it when it breaks then I'm unhappy.

        Using an airconditioned tractor for literally anything, fun. Unjamming the fucking hay bailer when it's over 100F and 95% humidity and there's dust everywhere, not fun.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did they show you the safety video of people getting shish kebabd by the forklift?

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I watch it every morning to wake up.

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      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I listen to it to fall asleep. Add in some rain in the background and it’s lights out for the workers and me.

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    • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The de-gloving segment is the only part that ever stuck with me. Wearing rings makes my fingers itch now.

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      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh man I watched a co worker get his box cutter caught on his wedding ring and continue down. It was not pretty. Not a degloving, but that was thankfully the closest I ever got to seeing one.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • amansman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Whoa there partner, you’re about to shake hands with danger.

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    • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I did watch that german(?) forklift video for my forklift training

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is that the one with the comically careless guy who effectively wanders the warehouse leaving destruction in his wake?

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a forklift certified post

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you know what kind of goddamned morning it is?

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ain’t that the fucking truth

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somewhere out there, Dwight Fairfield is complaining about the way that the pallets have been arranged.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you know what kind of goddamned morning it is?

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