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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@reddthat.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I've had Chinese girls pretend to message the wrong number and then start talking about cryptocurrency. Does that count?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Wasn’t she just trying to make Nvidia more amenable to dealing in China? If having a tryst with a Chinese model and making a bunch of money off of it isn’t winning at life, I don’t know what is.

    Until the divorce settlement comes…

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Chinese spy: (In sexy voice) So what’s in the secret burger sauce?
    Me: I am the shield guarding the forbidden knowledge.

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  • itkovian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Honestly, can a Chinese spy take my trauma from me?

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