Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported

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• Blibittyblah@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?

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    • Blibittyblah@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

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• strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT

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