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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My god it does NOT need an app. It better be free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Delicious!! Too messy though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know any real-life person with the first name “Lucifer”?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your newborn sat upright and said, “you will not name me Lucifer!”

  And then I imagine they collapse into a crying mess and you just name them Jesus for safety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one that air pops into a bowl. It usually works but occasionally there will be one that pops really hard and blows some of them out of the bowl. If you were to stand by when this happens you would be hit by popped pop corn, and in your shock, you would likely scream like a small child who stubbed their toe or realized Santa wasn’t real and therefore neither was the American Dream or hope for Humanity at this scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you know a microwave with a legitimate pop button? I like to pop the corn.