You know what's worse than oxygen addiction?
Dihydrogen monoxide addiction. We're all literally in it before we're even born. Never had a chance.
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You know what's worse than oxygen addiction?
Dihydrogen monoxide addiction. We're all literally in it before we're even born. Never had a chance.
I[am|was]made[of|to drink]water.
Same applies to nutriments; otherwise we could live like mini gods.
Yeah, it was my parents got me hooked on nutriments. I swear I'd die without them.
Many people have tried to rid themselves of that addiction, and some have almost done it, sadly they have all died just moments before they succeeded
It has no power over me, I can quit whenever I want!
*when-never
Oxygen is a performance-enhancing substance.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I hear no one has ever survived the withdrawal syndrome associated with this terrible addiction…
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One guy made it a couple of hours, but it was rough. They replaced all of his air with a breathable liquid.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Get (back) in the robot, Shinji!