What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…
Dear god...
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WashedOver@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
ares35@kbin.social 11 months ago
apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren't in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)... maybe they'd also be up for one based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Full_English_breakfast.jpg
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Walgreens is a big player in candy corn
I don’t even know how to process that statement.
Amilo159@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How about mackerel in tomato sauce?
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ve had them. They are bad.
Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For all y’all that hate candy corn. Try it mixed with salted peanuts. It blows everyone away when I show them.
Personally, I never understood the vitriol for candy corn, but I get that it’s a bit bland.
tipicaldik@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes! Taste’s just like a Payday bar…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.
finestnothing@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Feels like dried and compacted ear wax, tastes like dried and compacted ear wax with a lot of sugar added
subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“We must surmise that it is not of this earth…”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
eran_morad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck, I thought this was a joke. This is a fucking joke, right? Shit can’t be real.
Marros@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though
ieightpi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love candy corn. But this is…is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?
Kerrigor@kbin.social 11 months ago
mephiska@fedia.io 11 months ago
"Flavoed"
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Every day,we stray further from gods light.
ieightpi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So what does it take like?
BruceCampbellschin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 months ago
It’s more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Depends on the brand, but yeah… Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.
I’ve had others that are amazing, though. Not many others… Okay, one brand. I don’t even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.