What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…
Dear god...
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WashedOver@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
ares35@kbin.social 1 year ago
apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren't in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)... maybe they'd also be up for one based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Full_English_breakfast.jpg
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Walgreens is a big player in candy corn
I don’t even know how to process that statement.
Amilo159@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How about mackerel in tomato sauce?
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve had them. They are bad.
Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For all y’all that hate candy corn. Try it mixed with salted peanuts. It blows everyone away when I show them.
Personally, I never understood the vitriol for candy corn, but I get that it’s a bit bland.
tipicaldik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes! Taste’s just like a Payday bar…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.
finestnothing@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Feels like dried and compacted ear wax, tastes like dried and compacted ear wax with a lot of sugar added
subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“We must surmise that it is not of this earth…”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck, I thought this was a joke. This is a fucking joke, right? Shit can’t be real.
Marros@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though
ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love candy corn. But this is…is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?
Kerrigor@kbin.social 1 year ago
mephiska@fedia.io 1 year ago
"Flavoed"
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Every day,we stray further from gods light.
ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So what does it take like?
BruceCampbellschin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 1 year ago
It’s more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Depends on the brand, but yeah… Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.
I’ve had others that are amazing, though. Not many others… Okay, one brand. I don’t even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.