Put some thought into naming your dog

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cum, Stains!

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Komm, stains! nope, same auf Deutsch. Best bet for op is take the dog very far away, where they don’t know what cum stains are? OK fine op can stay

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• chtk@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Which is why I named my dog Fire.

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  I totally didn’t streaklthis from the game RoboCop: Rogue City.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it

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  • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As someone already explained,

    Come (Cum), Stains!

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t people normally say “come here, (pet)”? Or “come on”?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  George Carlin, is he was with us… Go to a park! Go to a park and tell someone you lost your dog and his name is Stains and you’re looking for him! It might taje them a while, but they’ll figure it out. So run! Run! But keep calling him! Cum Stains! Cum Stains!

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My grandmother used to have a cat named Whiskey. She jokes that when she’d call for her cat, all the neighbourhood bums came

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You should have named it Stay. It would’ve really messed with the other dogs.

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