Count Binface: My Clacton Victory Speech!

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• maam@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nigel Farage has 512k Youtube subs vs Count Binface’s 195k (38%) 2/8/2026 from to (42%) 13/8/2026

  Keep supporting our intergalactic space champion!

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ich bin ein binliner!

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s he going to do if he actually gets voted into office?

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    • xxploit@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Literally anything is better than what that wankstain has done. But IIRC he has said a little while back he would actually go listen to people in Clackton and then represent their needs in parliament.

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    • RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unfortunately you can’t wear hats or armour in parliament

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      His videos refer to a book by the British politician who originally got elected as a joke, but went on to seriously be one of the most effective MPs. See Columbia, the white elephant costume comes off.

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s actually got good views, I honestly think he’d make a decent politician.

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  binface massively outperformed the polls, and farage didn’t even show up to hear the results to avoid the humiliation

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  • trebach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Farage claimed there was a security threat against him so he couldn’t attend. The news asked the head of police at the count and he said this was the first he was hearing of it and everything was perfectly safe there.

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he followed that with he didn’t want to be “demeaned and humiliated by nobodies”, which is just funny.

      also like is binface the establishment or is he a body? make up your mind nigel

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only 43% voter turnout. This is why cunts like Farage stay in power.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The silent majority must side with us, in every region, because the alternative is admitting that some places are just filled with chuds.

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think there are more terrible people in this world than most of us would like to admit

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• khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s bin an incredible race. The space warrior from Sigma 9 has stolen our hearts.

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• SacralPlexus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Binface’s opponent is trash.

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  • maam@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup, gotta clean the bin after dumping the frog wanker.

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• qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like how he said he maybe couldn’t win “numerically” but that there are other ways to win. To me, Binface is the real winner here

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• pottery@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  His voice act was breaking there. A little tired perhaps?

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• Tweak@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In his downtime I think he should consider touring with Angine de Poitrine. They’re black and white/white and black, he’s grey, they’re all aliens; it would be a mash up made in heaven.

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