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Anon dates a gymnast

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In Germany we say: “Eigenartiger Winkelachleifer, Brudi.”, and I think that’s wonderful.

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    • B0rax@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Have not heard that before, thanks!

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      • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Du bist willkommen.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

    She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

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  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Got a chuckle

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i dated a gymnast once, but she was injured in and in recovery.

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Flex and -
    I can’t find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Flex and Gaylord.

      According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

      Gaylord:

      On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

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      • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Nice

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mat, flex and still (rings).

      Rhyming with “chill” is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

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      • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The 4chan meme reply is “fake and gay”, I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.

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