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Who is Jordan Peterson?
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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shweddy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Self-help guru for men with mommy issues?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Found his biggest fan right here.
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 month ago
That man is Jörgen Van Anussnuffelen the man who invented a machine to turn his own feces into a clay like substance he uses to patch drywall as well as for brick mortar. He is mildly famous for spraining his neck while attempting self fellatio in a dumpster behind a Jumbo in Zwolle.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey, I’ve been to that Jumbo!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
A canadian flavor of excrement.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just clean your room before going into a sketchy medically induced coma to treat your addiction. WWJPD
kayohtie@pawb.social 1 month ago
just throw a yellow filter on it and post it as “jordan pee”
decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
He invented the Lob
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
flint@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
it’s hiergharghkchical!
Miller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He used to have fairly obvious stock arguments about the psychology of society but he said them well and hawked them widely, although that pot was emptied quickly and people started to notice the grift, so he found Jesus and cried salty tears until he and his audience stopped knowing what was real.
cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Kermit the frog’s stunt double.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who isnt Jordan Peterson?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A decent human?
mandolrain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Peter Jordanson, thats for sure
decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
begins ugly crying
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
JBP is basically doing is own Schrodinger’s Mitch McConnell.
Ever since he had yet another health issue it has made listening to the Ben Shapiro podcast nicer because there has been one less idiot that might show up in an episode.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, you choose to listen to Shapiro and don’t categorize him in the same bucket as JP?
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not what I said. I include Shapiro in the same bracket as JBP.
I have always listened to conservative stupidity so that I can anticipate the people I’m arguing with are going to say. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh in 1992. I picked up Ben somewhere around 2016.
He is known for being a fast talker and Allison to him at 2.5x speed. And even then I can tell when he’s lying or leaving something out and formulating a rebuttal. And he is getting worse. He is getting lazier. It’s not fun. It’s not even informative anymore. His choice to back Trump in 2024 removed his last ability to make any sense at all. Except tariffs. He has been very vocal about how incredibly stupid Trump’s tariff policy is.
And the Memorandum of Understanding with Iran. He completely understood how incredibly dumb that whole situation was.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Well, there’s the Junkie Jordan Peterson, then there’s the Grifter Jordan Peterson
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 month ago
He is also the world’s Wisest Human and he invented the Time Cube
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah you beat me to it. I didnt distill that down nearlyvas well