back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, “fuck me, daddy!”
now, when I do it, he says, “what? I’m 12 years younger than you!” and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.
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back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, “fuck me, daddy!”
now, when I do it, he says, “what? I’m 12 years younger than you!” and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.
OK, that’s it. I’m never getting old.
Unclear if fountain of youth, or suicide.
10/10 storytelling. I felt every detail of it. Even his dick.
Back in my days, i was too young to be old.
i love the mouse cursor still being there
Average people on the other hand are just getting more and more average
it has been going on for 2400 years, since antient Greeks complained about it
This goes back much further, about 5000 years further and it was in egypt
Calm down Tobey Maguire
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Uphill both ways from the water hose when the street lights come on!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shaka, when the walls fell and gas was 15¢/gallon.
finley@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Finley and TheTechnician27 on the ocean
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
15 cents a gallon??? What kind of rip off prices ARE these???