Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
It's finally out
Submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ripe lemon DLC, only $59.99/item.
TeddE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bought one yet it arrived red and tasted sweet. When I asked why they sent me something that looks and tastes like an apple, they said it must have been a lemon.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Oh no, branded content! Nice try, big lemon!
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What the hell is going on here? I click the post link and it tries to download a file with no file extension. And the BluSky link, links to something hidden from people who don’t use BluSky.