Nevertheless, the farted

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Nevertheless,” she farted.

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  • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    as long as it wasnt a quoth

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.

    One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.

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• doodahjones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sally in the garden Sifting cinders, Lifted up her leg and farted like a man. The bursting of her bloomers Broke sixteen winders, And the cheeks of her ass went “Clap! Clap! Clap!”

  (Kurt Vonnegut, from “Jailbird")

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A tale as old as written language, surely.

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• Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never, the less, she farted.

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