God has ADHD

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• MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Making the earth in 6 days and then chilling for a couple millennia? Checks out

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He hasn’t abandoned us. He just forgot about us in the back of the fridge.

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The platypus was definitely a last minute project.

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That would explain A LOT

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure he got halfway through finishing me and then another project caught his interest

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So you’re saying ADHD is made up? I knew it

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