should have just complied 😒

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Downvoted since this scared me a lot. I just had to spend the last five minutes searching if Neil was OK. (he is)

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you not heard of The Onion?

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes and we’re on lemmyshitpost.

      But Neil is a legend and there has been some background noise about him potentially being shot if people keep getting too close to him and he attacks someone.

      My mind went to him being shot for those reasons and the onion article spoofing it was a gang shootout instead. I’m just glad Neil is safe :)

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for checking!

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• shittydwarf@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• AlanWake2112@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not Neil McBeal the Navy Seal!!!

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  • superpill@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those are my cupcakes!

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the police DID open fire on Neil the only thing that’s going to end in is SEVERELY injured police officers and flipped patrol cars.

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  • Highlow@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wrong just like how harambe being killed got us Trump. Neil the seal would usher in president Steven Segal.

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I doubt it. Steven Segal is busy trainin soldiers in russia

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• CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For a second I thought this was real

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, you guys need to stop reading the lamestream media.

  HERE THEY’RE LYING TO YOU.

  This walrus had a gun, and he pointed it at the officers that acted in pure self defense.

  Also, Alex Jones popped like a balloon and NOBODY is talking about it.

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard he tried to run them over in his car

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