"Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.....Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt." "

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• osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This isn't a shitpost, this is just a real life fact

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• Geldaran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re American, I guarantee everyone in your home needs a little more fiber.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can’t guarantee shit based on such a broad generalization.

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• Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t need to be a parent for that. I manage that all by myself

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same, but with milk. One week, we’d empty a gallon in four days, so I’d buy an extra half-gallon the next week, and he wouldn’t touch it, leaving me to finish it. So, I’d buy only a half-gallon the next week, and yep, “We’re out of milk!”

  Mostly, I avoided this by limiting what he had to eat as snacks and making all of his meals. So, there wasn’t much he was getting on his own.

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My youngest twins each take a yogurt, eat one bite then leave it. They will do this 2-3 times per day if not stopped

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get tubs of yogurt instead of the little cups? Maybe even a tub for each twin so they can just eat it out of the tub like the little gremlins they are.

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Should have bought yogurt futures.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same thing being a wife.

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