Uber Eats guy scared the fuck outta me tonight

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I find your bathroom.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I piss in your toilet already.

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    • butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait a moment, I’ll hit the tp you left here

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “so I just leave it on your kitchen counter ok”

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What? I didn’t get it

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Im in your apartment right now.

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    • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Give it to me then! I’m cravin’

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The food is coming from inside the house!

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• CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Used to get delivery from a place that just yelled “tasty foo!” Really loud.

  Literally somehow they always got into a 4 floor walk up in manhattan past multiple locks and would be in front of the door like ninjas. Just shouting “tasty foo!” In the intercom less than a minute before showing up at the door. A real talent

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So… he was in someone else’s apartment? o_O

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think he means the apartment building, it would be weird if he could find his way into someone’s home without realizing it

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But where was phone?

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He must have meant the building that our apartments are in but it caught me off guard ngl lol

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  HE LEFT OUT A WORD.

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