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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How am i not surprised its violet

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• Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sorry honey, shower is broken, I’m gonna have to lick you clean after your workout instead 😂

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  To be the one to call you owner

  You could be my new sperm donor

  As you lift your shirt, I’m closer

  Grab me by the maw into your arm

  Pits, pits, pits, pits!

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  • maltasoron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m imagining “Pits” like a really dirty death metal breakdown

    PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS PITS SWEATY PITS OF DOOM

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Um… roll the tape back. I want to do more of those dubbadubba-doh-dees. I like those little guys…

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• aoidenpa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m like you but it’s sweaty, smelly and stinky women!

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Me, a bisexual:

    Image

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• pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t even have an AC 😬

  And showering doesn’t help for long with being sweaty, sticky and stinky 😭

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I live in the shower at this point. I’ve showered 5 times today. Not even touching my workstation since it generates heat

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    • pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Today is better with currently about 24°C.

      Noe, if only my flat would also cool down below 30°C…

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