Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If these people knew anything about parascience they’d see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon’s body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I’m not the hacker known as Anon right now

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• Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Scared himself shitless.

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• Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The last pic kind of ruins it.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You know what, i agree. I edited it to add a spoiler and “read at your own risk” for everything after the first panel of replies

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ya’ll didn’t know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight

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