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• nagaram@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Turns out I am

  1) quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

  2) disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    and dick washing didn’t save me

    Are you sure you used enough dick? I’ve heard it’s recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought dilation was key.

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• FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll take my girl sweat, please

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People drink anything else than water unironically?

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Y’all need to hydrate…

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

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  • AdaleiM@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    try the pink C4. it’s way better 😁

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• IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  accurate when upside down

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• BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yummy lysol

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

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• phar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I thought the crystal light was jenkem

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• BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i am a manual laborer peasant and my drinks are the best nc

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