drink for the destination you want, not the one you have
I’ll take my girl sweat, please
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drink for the destination you want, not the one you have
I’ll take my girl sweat, please
Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.
People drink anything else than water unironically?
Y’all need to hydrate…
Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space
try the pink C4. it’s way better 😁
accurate when upside down
Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?
yummy lysol
I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.
I thought the crystal light was jenkem
i am a manual laborer peasant and my drinks are the best nc
nagaram@piefed.social 1 day ago
Turns out I am
1) quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube
2) disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Are you sure you used enough dick? I’ve heard it’s recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I thought dilation was key.