Attention, Please!

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• czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That makes them even more valuable to me. Delicious obscure attention untainted by transactional greed. Best kind of attention. :)

    thanks

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You think you’re getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Enjoy

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah-ha! And now i have your attention, too.
      Consider yourself swindled, fool >:)

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• Alberat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  give it back!

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sorry… Your attention is now mine. :D

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You just fun stuff

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Keep it coming :D

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.

  You gotta up your trade game.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All yours. You deserve it.

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• brendansimms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  3===D~~~ ___

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now, if only you could monetise getting people’s attention…

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not everything is about money.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a joke.

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• polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel violated…

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me, when I see somebody else’s cute dog.

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• 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Scrolling on socials be like.

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Believe it or not… For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I believe, edinbruh.

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• overcast@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mmm the exquisite and underappreciated attention-by-denial-of-attention. A rare delicacy nowadays.

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