preparation for “protein” products
Interesting looking chocolate bar
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3026938f-551f-4276-b63f-ec622ffc063f.png
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frtzngbllr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 2 months ago
You’ve heard of the Snickers bar dick vein, now get ready for…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Should be white chocolate
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
“No, the name ‘Milka’ doesn’t refer to milk, why do you ask?”
Asafum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”
TheHighRoad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not putting my lips on that.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
elvith@feddit.org 2 months ago
Filled with cream
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That hot and sticky cream
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Dude I said German chocolate. How the fuck did you hear sperm in?”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.
IWantYou@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Worked for me.
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I always wanted to try eating my own load but could never get up the courage when post nut clarity hit. I figured it would taste nice whatever if it was on a bit of chocolate, so I went to town on the back of a bar a little smaller and thinner than the one in your pic. Worked a treat, because I didn’t want to leave a cum drenched chocolate bar in the food waste so I had to eat it whether I felt like it or not.
It was a bit weird, but it rid me of my inhibition about swallowing my load. Now I can eat it up whenever the mood takes me. It’s better on its own, frankly, and tastes exactly like it smells, which I’m very pleased about because I have always liked the smell of my cum.
It’s least messy when I make a kind of cup out of my fingers to cum into and then tip it out o+{-!
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those are not the nuts I want near or in my chocolate.