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Interesting looking chocolate bar

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3026938f-551f-4276-b63f-ec622ffc063f.png

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  • KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those are not the nuts I want near or in my chocolate.

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  • frtzngbllr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    preparation for “protein” products

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  • TheMuffinMan@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve heard of the Snickers bar dick vein, now get ready for…

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should be white chocolate

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “No, the name ‘Milka’ doesn’t refer to milk, why do you ask?”

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”

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  • TheHighRoad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not putting my lips on that.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Filled with cream

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That hot and sticky cream

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Dude I said German chocolate. How the fuck did you hear sperm in?”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.

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    • IWantYou@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Worked for me.

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      I always wanted to try eating my own load but could never get up the courage when post nut clarity hit. I figured it would taste nice whatever if it was on a bit of chocolate, so I went to town on the back of a bar a little smaller and thinner than the one in your pic. Worked a treat, because I didn’t want to leave a cum drenched chocolate bar in the food waste so I had to eat it whether I felt like it or not.

      It was a bit weird, but it rid me of my inhibition about swallowing my load. Now I can eat it up whenever the mood takes me. It’s better on its own, frankly, and tastes exactly like it smells, which I’m very pleased about because I have always liked the smell of my cum.

      It’s least messy when I make a kind of cup out of my fingers to cum into and then tip it out o+{-!

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      • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        And it’s good protein

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