Reptilian Boomertron 9000

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• luciole@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Accessibility features benefit everyone!

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Our reptilian overlords can finally exist in the open.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Furries would pay so much for this tech. The first vendor to make a tail that can wag on command will make millions in sales.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also keeps kids from standing right next to my fart box while standing in line.

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• Zeusz13@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can think of an other group who might wish to buy theese, basically in bulk

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cover it in fur and you can put any price tag on it, it will still sell out

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• wopalopa@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  born too early for cat girls. born just right in time to be neko ojiisan

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a boomer I want one like this

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The thalgomizer costs extra.

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• Beacon@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  iirc I've heard about this device from memes for a few years now. Is it actually coming to market or is it vaporware?

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not a commercial device, just a lab prototype

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sign me up.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I want one now just to have even better balance.

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• shath@hexbear.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the human body craves additional balance from an extra limb

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  • chgxvjh@hexbear.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta balance the weight of the front tail

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• Hoohoo@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boomers going out like a Trex

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• ClassIsOver@hexbear.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can they charge up some glowing back spines so they can yell “get off my lawn” extra loud?

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• happybadger@hexbear.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’d be neat if this could double as fall protection like those backpacks for kids. My great-grandmother died at 101 because a fall broke her hip and she didn’t have the wound healing ability to keep it from becoming infected. If that belt had an airbag it would really add a lot of quality of life to that population.

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• MaryReads@lemmy.cafe ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This would go nuts in parkour

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• nothx@hexbear.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alright, I actually do want to grow old now.

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• PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The furries are taking over

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