Inspiring

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i don’t think he knows what he’s talking about in that area

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bad bih is gender-neutral

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    • HeavenlySpoon@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Doesn’t make him not ace.

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• InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Except that’s not really how gravity works. The apple didn’t move, the apple was being accelerated by the tree until it fell. Then the ground and the apple accelerated to meet each other.

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The mass (amount of effort) required to pull anyone is too high to put in any effort. 🤷‍♂️

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• Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry…fuckin what?

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).

    Continue to strive for fulfillment”

    Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them

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    • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.

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    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right, seen the original quote before, just my brain wasn’t parsing the butcher’s bits of the meme. Thanks for ruining the joke, I chortled.

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m trying ser Newton, I’m really trying (I’m not)

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And the dude knows…

  Dude was pulling well into his 80s.

  Had his own live-in Spanish count.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t have enough mass for that.

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• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank God you used bih instead of bitch. You might have made some billion dollar tech company really sad that you made their site less friendly toward advertisers if/when this image is shared on there. But instead you self-censored like a good little bitch. Daddy tech is pleased with you.

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  • Iceluigi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bih

    Not sure if you’re trolling or not. Nobody is trying to censor anything here. Relax.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is he having a stroke?

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