I will confirm that I did it by posting “I did it” here. This will negate any need for any type of photographic or other tangible evidence because I’m an honest person and you’re horrible for suggesting otherwise.
Fire, and lots of it!
I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Exatron@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Put it out the front of your house with a sign saying 'Free mattress to fuck on, so long as I can film you doing it".
yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
If you burn all the fabric off and tie the springs behind yer truck and drag it down a gravel road it’ll level it out pretty neat.
Sorry, this is the correct answer.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
Recreate that scene from the first triple x where he fly’s off the bridge but instead of a car use the mattress
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 4 weeks ago
daannii@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Burn it. Burn it all down.
Burn . It.
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stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Curb stomp training pad
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Put it on the side of the road and do curb service.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Donate it to your local indoor climbing wall