I have never seen a fight in a Waffle House, and I’ve been to many
Looking for a fight?
Submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@lemy.lol to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Usually you need to go at 2am, hammered drunk, in a part of Atlanta you’ve not been before, and the magic will happen. Feel free to start one by mimicking someone’s voice and saying, “I prefer pancakes” or something violent like that.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Hahaha
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
If you teleport in, you’ll probably start the fight at an advantage. Element of surprise and all.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
:FEMA disaster response official Gregg Phillips teleports behind you:
Nothing Personal, Kid
Generica@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Welcome to Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.
Generica@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
5715@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I’m not American so I don’t necessarily understand all the local customs and traditions, but may I ask why rumble in Waffle House in particular? Waffles seem so peaceful to me…
kozy138@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
It’s a cheap diner that’s scattered all over the poorest parts of the country and is the open 24/7.
It tends to attract quite the interesting crowd. Truckers, hobos, and random people driving across the country.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Also some of the best worst food in the whole country. If you like bloodsport and greasy food from an environment you can tell paid off the health inspector, waffle house is the spot
alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This should be an Applebee’s.
RedSnt@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
Siethron@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
WARNING: You are low level compared to the average combatant in this area, proceed with caution.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
“It’s dangerous out there, take this!”
You got a fork!
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
“ah! It’s your dick in disguise!”