Burger king wasn’t up to Los Pollos standards
The more you know.
Submitted 1 year ago by ElBarto@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
tjarod11@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do not call up your local Pizza Hut and social engineer a means to get the manager’s name. For example, don’t say “Hey I have some questions for the hiring manager, are they in? I don’t mean to be awkward, but what should I call you so I’m not saying manager for this whole conversation.”
Don’t order the curse of flames pizza from the local Domino’s to the Local Pizza Hut under the Pizza Hut manager’s name. The curse of flames pizza is a large well-done thin pizza with no sauce or cheese, only spinach.
Again, don’t do any of this. If the Domino’s doesn’t instantly refund your hypothetical order to the manager of the Pizza hut, an underpaid worker will scoop the embers of the curse of flames pizza out of the oven and put it on a stack of pizza boxes where the embers will catch fire.
Then the Domino’s manager will have to use the fire extinguisher and they’ll mistakenly sue the manager of the Pizza Hut for property damage.
Again don’t do it because once they figure out it was you and not their competitor, they’ll come after you for property damage instead. The legal fees on both sides might put the struggling franchise owners at a loss for a bit, and shut down either restaurant for everyone else.
That’s why you don’t order the Curse of Flames Pizza from Dominos to the manager of the Pizza Hut.
Anon819450514@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s not how legality works.
FQQD@feddit.de 1 year ago
Yes it does Ronald said it
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well how can you get charged for a crime if your never identified?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
*you’re
Your ability to escape consequences doesn’t change the fact that there is a law against it.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Great, advocating for domestic terrorism
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic group. It’s just a promise of violence thats enacted and police are basically an occupying army to keep you in line. - Mr Cubby the MailMan
Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There is a secret ring of Hamas under the Pizza hut right next to the pedophiles and her emails.
There you go now it’s self defense.
ares35@kbin.social 1 year ago
flame broiled.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Let’s burn down McDonalds, we’ll go whole hog!
Tomorrow is Sunday, there gonna be some parades. Back at my house, i got some grenades!
I got the black belt, you got the gun! Team up tonight, have some fun!
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just a casual call to violence. Nice.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Politics is all about the distribution of the legitimate use of violence. It’s where governments get their authority from, it’s a part of every political ideology. The real question is what is the violence for, where is it directed, and who’s doing it? The status quo under neoliberalism is incredibly violent but that doesn’t seem to bother you. What’s up with that?
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s because under the neo liberal the violence is very often indirect which is part of the design. Like there’s not official policy dictating the homelessness people be killed they just die on the streets and the typical neo lib won’t give a shit. They just believe that state violence against those in poverty is the natural order and they can just wash their hands of it.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is some freeman of the land or whatever shit lmao
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes. Killing innocent individuals eating a fast meal is totally 100% legitimate.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wish I could say “unironically this” without getting put on another watchlist
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What I want to know is it illegal if you travel to another country and break a law that would be illegal in your country but isn’t a law where you’re traveling.
I’m Canada legal drinking age is 19 in the states its 21. So is it illegal if a 19 year old american is drinking in Canada.
tmyakal@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No, you only need to abide by the laws of your locality. Just line within your own country in different states or counties. I can’t buy alcohol on Sunday morning in my town, but I can if I drive to the next town over.
icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I heard that in some southern USA state (i think its south carolina) its illegal for unmarried woman to go sky diving on mondays. No joke. Im gonna look that up and be back with a source.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Though especially in states with abortion bans, people are working to challenge this.
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OK but let’s say its a horrible crime like murder. Like elon musk creates a dumb fucking nation in the middle of the sea. Like he builds a floating poonton with a flag and a dell computer in the corner dangerously close to the edge and declares murder is legal. So some guy drives their tesla out there, murders a bunch of other idiots and drives back. Is the country just letting them back in?
quicksand@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I saw warnings in Singapore that it was illegal for their citizens to do drugs, even when a foreign country. I’m not sure if/how they actually enforce that though
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Failing a drug test gets yoy prison time and they randomly drug test people in airports
magnetosphere@kbin.social 1 year ago
“It’s only illegal if you get caught” has been the unofficial motto of governments since forever, so it’s only fair for citizens to think that way too, right?
icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No. Its more like “Its only illegal if you cant afford it”.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Whatever it is, it’ll still end up on your record. Of course, if you’re rich enough, no one will care.