Rise and shine soldier.

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I click into a porn site and get drafted I’m fragging

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, the us is drafting minors now

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Joke’s on them. I’m fucking useless.

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hold on I got a thing for that around here somewhere… I think is called a DD214 or something? Oh here’s a PT belt that’ll work.

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• lauha@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Drafted to casting couch or military?

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  • considine@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It does say over 18"

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sigh…

  *unzips

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stand at attention.

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Private.

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• RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clicked for one thing, enlisted for another 💀 wrong site, wrong life choice.

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• Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bamboozled again!

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