sigh…
*unzips
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to [deleted]
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sigh…
*unzips
Stand at attention.
Private.
Drafted to casting couch or military?
Yes
It does say over 18"
Bamboozled again!
If I click into a porn site and get drafted I’m fragging
Joke’s on them. I’m fucking useless.
Clicked for one thing, enlisted for another 💀 wrong site, wrong life choice.
Hold on I got a thing for that around here somewhere… I think is called a DD214 or something? Oh here’s a PT belt that’ll work.
20cello@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, the us is drafting minors now