Jesse can invite me over to The Oldest House for some “twister” anytime
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*
Submitted 2 months ago by Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 2 months ago
You’d be ketchupmayo’ing on the floor bro
Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So worth it
serpineslair@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Prolly more energy efficient than sending dudes flying across the room.
Klear@quokk.au 2 months ago
Is it more awesome though?
…
Arguably yes.
Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’d prefer she just smack me, call me a bitch, and peg me until I cum.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
jeffep@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Based on the direction of the twist and the arrow, this would probably relieve the pain
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
202026 memes got Foley work
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is this and why does it get posted every two hours?
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s cable season
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was actually looking for an answer.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
I did some research based on the other comments and it seems to be the character “Jesse Faden”, related to a series of games I’ve never heard about before, called “Control” by Remedy (who also did Alan Wake). The last of their games I played was Max Payne (1).
Jesse seems to have telekinetic powers. Other than that I’m not sure what’s so special about her? Maybe she’s very dominant or just good looking or both?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was more talking about the bizarre twisted testicle image that keeps getting reposted