Jesse can invite me over to The Oldest House for some “twister” anytime
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*
Submitted 1 month ago by Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 1 month ago
You’d be ketchupmayo’ing on the floor bro
Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So worth it
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Prolly more energy efficient than sending dudes flying across the room.
Klear@quokk.au 1 month ago
Is it more awesome though?
…
Arguably yes.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I’d prefer she just smack me, call me a bitch, and peg me until I cum.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
jeffep@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Based on the direction of the twist and the arrow, this would probably relieve the pain
yakko@feddit.uk 1 month ago
202026 memes got Foley work
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What is this and why does it get posted every two hours?
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s cable season
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was actually looking for an answer.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 month ago
I did some research based on the other comments and it seems to be the character “Jesse Faden”, related to a series of games I’ve never heard about before, called “Control” by Remedy (who also did Alan Wake). The last of their games I played was Max Payne (1).
Jesse seems to have telekinetic powers. Other than that I’m not sure what’s so special about her? Maybe she’s very dominant or just good looking or both?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was more talking about the bizarre twisted testicle image that keeps getting reposted