Thank you Mr President

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I sincerely hope even a single detail of this is real

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s real, I’ve met all of Obama’s dads and they really do call him the cigarette crab. I don’t think he’s ever been to Japan and I don’t understand why the owner called him Mr President though because he’s never been president.

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• Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  420/69

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dads?

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  • ArfArfWoof@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    his powers allow him to collect dads like pokémon

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    • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sounds useful.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some people got polycules of parents (which I have decided to call patentcules in just going to be butchering the English language so buckle up y’all) I mean we got the grampolycule over here

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m voting cigarette crab

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